My daily conversation with Petal, my cat, who does not talk or understand English.
Hi.
Hi!
Why are you so cute?
Why are you so cute?
Why
are
you
SO
CUTE?
OK but stop.
Please stop.
Let’s get some food.
Crunch crunch! Crunch crunch my little baby!
You’re my little baby.
You are my baby.
My little baby.
You’re my cute little baby and I love you so much I can’t handle it you’re so cute look at your little paw and your little toe it's a little toe bean have you seen your little toe beans do you know how sweet you are?
[Five hours pass]
Look at you!
Look at your little tail and your little nose and your little ears!
Get the laser!
Get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it.
OK stop it.
Stop.
Stop!
Get in your basket.
Thank you!
It’s not time yet.
It’s not dinner time.
No.
Stop.
STOP!
Fine.
Crunch crunch!
Crunch crunch my little baby!
You’re my little baby.
My baby.
You’re my cute little baby and I love you so much I can’t handle it you’re so cute look at your little paw and your little toe it’s a little toe bean have you seen your little toe beans do you know how sweet you are?
Do you know how sweet you are?
Do you know?
Do you?
She does.
Also, this:
Your cat is SO cute! I'm looking to adopt a Siamese cat and am wondering where you adopted Petals from? Happy writing :)